constantlyheartbroken:

I say I want to be skinny yet I am always eating. I say I want good grades yet I procrastinate until it’s too late. I say I don’t want to be alone as I put my headphones in and never talk to anyone. I say I want to be a better and happier person as I sit here and count all the ways I hate myself.

(via doyourdirtywork)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via cringing)

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

(via doyourdirtywork)

goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

(via doyourdirtywork)

it was against the rules to get lyrics written out yesterday, but patrick was at the end of the line so i'm like, hey, might as well try, right?
me: could you write something out for me quick?
patrick: yeah yeah shhh c'mere shh super secret what's up
me: could you write "we're falling apart to half time?"
patrick: done!
my mom: that's against the rules, sarah!
patrick in this super deep super serious voice: you're going to jail, sarah.

fallopianrhapsody:

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

(via thetwoteddybeardoctors)

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