Four different people asked this.
I HAVE A CHILD.
I laughed at this
then I noticed it was John Green
then I laughed harder
ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka
it was only 18 seconds and all the trenchers came back from the dead, but i guess you could say we still haven’t had enough
if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them