Have you ever had *whispers* unprotected sex?

sashaforthewin:

fishingboatproceeds:

Four different people asked this.

Guys.

I HAVE A CHILD.

I laughed at this

then I noticed it was John Green

then I laughed harder

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bulletbakas:

ain’t no friendship like a friendship where you’re either confused as siblings or gay lovers

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xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

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phoebedysktra:

it was only 18 seconds and all the trenchers came back from the dead, but i guess you could say we still haven’t had enough

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kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

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